Friday, February 17, 2012
I'm drunk: get to know my fears
well it finally happened.... i got drunk and had too many drink and now i feel good enough to give you a very brief summary about what i really fear most. REJECTION. that's right, i have no problem being publicly humiliated or called gay but when it comes to being rejected by girls i break down and wont ask them out. why, i dont know... i think it's because i have a deep seeded need for approval. that's why i sleep around, that way nobody gets close enough to me to where i have to feel rejected if i open up to them. i know it's a short blog, and i have misspelled a few words, but whatever... this is my fear. felt like telling you.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Get More Head
If there was going to be a signature blog to one of my trade secrets, this would be it. Listen up people.
Preface: It all started about 4 years ago. Up until college I had basically limited my skills to pick up girls for just make out sessions. Like most kids once they get to college I felt like it was time to change my image. I created a nickname for myself, got a new haircut, started working out 6 times a week and had 2 personal trainers. Okay story time!
Remember what I said about reputation? I go to a small college and if I started wooing girls on campus and dumping them, it would get around and then I wouldn't be able to get anymore girls because of the rumors. Remember that. So I turned to the web for a new pick up technique (as far as I knew it was new). Some websites like craigslist and chatroulette will get some response but in the end, you have to be REALLY picky because you don't know what they carry. What I found to work the best was dating websites. It's pick up GOLD!! Now instead of screening them, they're telling you about themselves. If they use words like "handsy, cuddly, affectionate, physical, active, adventurous, likes to try new things" they like the dickadick. Use this to your advantage. I might go into more detail in later blogs about how to pick girls up on these sites, but this is about getting head.
Here's why I enjoy head so much.
1) They do all the work. Shoot, some girls even like to "show off" and I am happy to let them.
2) If you're going to get caught, it's easier to pull pants up then it is to put on all your clothes. Plan ahead, get a head.
3) You can get it in a car. If you find a better way to get head and then bail, tell me because I haven't found it.
So back to my story... I had met a girl online and we started sexting and skyping (and finding out her history), and finally she wanted to meet up. I took her out to a movie and afterwards I walked her to her car. I'll brag a little and say that I give great hugs and she didn't let go. So I gave her a little pelvic thrust (she thought it was playful, I was secretly testing her limits). I got my answer when she grabbed my ass and pulled me in for a better hug. I used the classic "it's cold, wanna get in your car and turn the heater on?" So now we're in her car and my dick becomes the subject. (Thinking back on this, I should be a playwright for a soap opera, I can't believe this shit actually worked) Anyways, a great story short, I wind up getting head in the movie theater parking lot and, wait for it.... SHE SWALLOWED. Girls, if you want to keep a guy learn to swallow a load. Don't ask me why it's so hot, it just izz. Here's where my life changed. She said, "ooh, you must drink pineapple juice!" I was dumbfounded. Turns out that drinking pineapple juice makes your jizz sweet!
I just had to test this out more to see if it was true. I made sure the next few girls knew that I drank pineapple juice all the time. The real cum whores knew what that meant, and the few that didn't use to swallow all of a sudden were craving me. Girls were buying me pineapples, dried pineapples, pineapple juice as a regular treat for me so they can have their treat later.
But Compass, why wouldn't they do that for other guys? you're asking. Simple... I have the perfect dick. It's just big enough that they can't all deepthroat me, but small enough that they want to keep trying. It's also pretty thick so they like wrapping their hands around me. Size matters, but pineapple juice levels the playing field.
So there you have it... That's just one trick to my dick that girls love to lick.
As my parting gift of advise, I'll leave you with this:
Drink 2 cans (or bottles) of pineapple juice 1-3 hours before getting head and become immortal.
-Compass
Preface: It all started about 4 years ago. Up until college I had basically limited my skills to pick up girls for just make out sessions. Like most kids once they get to college I felt like it was time to change my image. I created a nickname for myself, got a new haircut, started working out 6 times a week and had 2 personal trainers. Okay story time!
Remember what I said about reputation? I go to a small college and if I started wooing girls on campus and dumping them, it would get around and then I wouldn't be able to get anymore girls because of the rumors. Remember that. So I turned to the web for a new pick up technique (as far as I knew it was new). Some websites like craigslist and chatroulette will get some response but in the end, you have to be REALLY picky because you don't know what they carry. What I found to work the best was dating websites. It's pick up GOLD!! Now instead of screening them, they're telling you about themselves. If they use words like "handsy, cuddly, affectionate, physical, active, adventurous, likes to try new things" they like the dickadick. Use this to your advantage. I might go into more detail in later blogs about how to pick girls up on these sites, but this is about getting head.
Here's why I enjoy head so much.
1) They do all the work. Shoot, some girls even like to "show off" and I am happy to let them.
2) If you're going to get caught, it's easier to pull pants up then it is to put on all your clothes. Plan ahead, get a head.
3) You can get it in a car. If you find a better way to get head and then bail, tell me because I haven't found it.
So back to my story... I had met a girl online and we started sexting and skyping (and finding out her history), and finally she wanted to meet up. I took her out to a movie and afterwards I walked her to her car. I'll brag a little and say that I give great hugs and she didn't let go. So I gave her a little pelvic thrust (she thought it was playful, I was secretly testing her limits). I got my answer when she grabbed my ass and pulled me in for a better hug. I used the classic "it's cold, wanna get in your car and turn the heater on?" So now we're in her car and my dick becomes the subject. (Thinking back on this, I should be a playwright for a soap opera, I can't believe this shit actually worked) Anyways, a great story short, I wind up getting head in the movie theater parking lot and, wait for it.... SHE SWALLOWED. Girls, if you want to keep a guy learn to swallow a load. Don't ask me why it's so hot, it just izz. Here's where my life changed. She said, "ooh, you must drink pineapple juice!" I was dumbfounded. Turns out that drinking pineapple juice makes your jizz sweet!
I just had to test this out more to see if it was true. I made sure the next few girls knew that I drank pineapple juice all the time. The real cum whores knew what that meant, and the few that didn't use to swallow all of a sudden were craving me. Girls were buying me pineapples, dried pineapples, pineapple juice as a regular treat for me so they can have their treat later.
But Compass, why wouldn't they do that for other guys? you're asking. Simple... I have the perfect dick. It's just big enough that they can't all deepthroat me, but small enough that they want to keep trying. It's also pretty thick so they like wrapping their hands around me. Size matters, but pineapple juice levels the playing field.
So there you have it... That's just one trick to my dick that girls love to lick.
As my parting gift of advise, I'll leave you with this:
Drink 2 cans (or bottles) of pineapple juice 1-3 hours before getting head and become immortal.
-Compass
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